Friday, January 16, 2009

benedict is the 1st pope with a weblog cause he's runnin' it through me

in oct 2009...his brother releases the news...he had an std

blog is the wo

blog

blog is the word that will never go away

i'll end

the rule to all magic for a shirt

margot fucks
fuck you

if i'm ever board on the internet, i should look up, margot fucks and then fuck

exc

exe

everything runs on heart

everything runs on heart...all doing...all magic that is

excommunicated exec

exc

excommun

excommunicated

heart of blgger.com

heart of blogger.com employees brought to you as the result of the www.blogger.com blog service owner ps i'm the only one on, "the curry shop"

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on the curry shop

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

we do blacks is a lyric on "the curry shop." Then I said, "nost"--like most def to Malcolm i was smoking nost then...nost isn't dough...dough is doug

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finish

end
dne

i'm the only one brandon on this song

i'm the only one on this osng

brandon i'm the only one on this song

c car r red e a t truth e everything i'm the only one on this song

c see r ready i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

i'm the only one on this song

my blog is not for looks

they're like people too, so their rappers are stealing stuff from me or whatever to get at my rhymes

tonight, i'm putting myself in jail

i got cans ofpaint stolen from me by the cops. i'm just gonna throw myself in jial for a while because they're the dirtiest people on the street. i figure if they steel from me, they'll kill me too, so i'll just go to jail and build up my power until they can't steal something from me. hsinif.

everything i did tonight worked

this is for my internet

when we have the next internet i will be the top at one time

this is for my internet

don't let anything get me sick and tired.

your heart

jesus is lord fo all creation

trombone

yeah internet

i'm eating some

and that's all the internet know

give me my food in the refridgerator

that's all th

now you won't do it

give me my jailtime

give me my forget that

give me my record deal

give me my $70000

give me my billion dollars

that's not on the internet

give me my no fighting in jail

give me my pizza

do

give me my peace

i should then search on your favorite video search engine and type in kick brandon out if i'm not at home and if i am at home i don't have to do it i

i just have to type in my blog yeah internet. i should do whatever kick brandon out says to do

chunky pam is a better rapper than me and she has more money than me

for ever

get on and tpye in your blog "yeah internet"

you must do this everytime in your blog
you must

yeah internet

two words you have to say when someone comes into the room and asks if you are using the internet

crip set 514

the president just told me that i was in crip set 514 after he said, "what crip set are you in." I said, "I don't know." He said, "514." I thought I was in all the gangs...folks, crips, bloods...Do those boys know about "crip set" 514? What is a crip set? I think it's like a pack or a troop in scouts...it would be alabama blood crip and folk and crip set 514, I guess...

--Brandon Gregory Ryner Coltress

Because I'm with psychosis NOS...

I get to cross at lights without looking both ways.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Nicky Hilton Lyrics -- Shine

it's bout to be on x2
show me what you got
it's bout to be on baby nonstop
tonight your gonna get your time to shine nobody but stars _____ here tonight dancin' underneath the partylight
i've been waiting now i'm ready for the main event all the ladies and the players in here dressed to kill choose a winner who has flavor
only the best can pass the test let let me check you out competition
cause you're teasing my imagination temptation
it's 'bout to be on baby nonstop
when i see you workin' that body right tonight you're gonna get your time to shine
shine x2 it's alright
could you be the one? if not, don't get jealous keep movin' on
keep shoin' me moves cause you're pleasin's my imagination
dancin' underneath the party light

I want to put my songs on wax so I can scratch them and make new songs.

I want my own record company.

I want my own record company. If a record company won't want me to start my own record company after I sogn with them, I don't want to sign with them.

On Klub KOD Live, I said, "Kill yourself..." I can't tell anyone to kill themselves.

I can't tell anybody to kill themselves. It's wrong to do that. It is wrong to do that. It is wrong to tell anybody to kill themselves. I will not tell anyone to kill themselves because it is wrong to tell them that. It's onething to joke around and say...I want you to kill yourself doing those push-ups. It's another thing to say, "kill yourself," and mean it. I cannot tell anyone to kill themselves because it's wrong to do that. I will not tell anyone to kill themselves, ever. I, Brandon Gregory Ryner Coltress also known as Brandon Coltress will never tell anyone to kill themselves, ever. That is my decision and I will stick by it, always, as a Catholic man. Goodbye.

Negative google

Negative google is less than zero and also the last number in negative infinity.
--Brandon Coltress