meantme...

me, i'm meat...i'd love to meet. that's what I meant.

Rudgers and NC State are in town for the Papa John's bowl

There are a bunch of people here in Birmingham for the Papa John's Bowl. NC State and Rudgers will play each other at Legion Field. I heard that NC State is thought to win by someone by 7 to 14 points. It is surprising how many people are in town. There will be alot of people at Legion Field, right? There is a pep rally going on in 5pts today. Everybody from both teams knows about what happened. I need money. I want $2500 so I can go back to school at UAB. I heard something about people from both schools going to the "party house" near UAB. That sounds like a bunch of trouble. Channel 11 news is here. It's wierd how many people know about it. I don't know if I'll be there. I need a shower. I saw Christine at 5pts. She was with Mario and Hillary. She said that she thought that I was going somewhere. I wonder if that means that I can go back to living with her? Perhaps she was eluding to me coming back to eat and shower and stuff. She said, "I thought you were going somewhere."

George Bush Jr. after the Iraqi threw the shoe at him (a supreme insult in islamic culture).

George Bush Jr. says, "I'm not Sneaky Pete," then he spits, "spit it." I'm Sneaky Pete, the rapper. I've got my cd online at http://www.store.tthlabel.com/ and he's talking like...oh...well that goes to show you that you shouldn't do that again.

--Brandon Gregory Ryner Coltress

George Bush Jr. is on lum. I'm on slum (slam) -- Islam.

I guess most of us will never meet Hillary Clinton

That's just my guess. She fumped me oneday...She wouldn't want me to go into the rest but I will. It was in the room in an effeciency at my half-sister Christine's apartment. That was back when I had just finished college and I was a young philosopher hoping to just make something out of myself.

U.T.I.A.N.T.

The Birmingham Bus central station is not my secret magician.

U.T.I.A.N.T

1)I'm younger than Mike Ian
2)Untie me Anth
3)Mike Ian didn't go to any other school than UAB, for example The University of Utah (The Ute's)
4)There's some girl going around saying that she was in the Navy and that she was raped by U not a bird or a tree. Sometimes she says Yute (Youth (me, Brandon Coltress). Sometimes she says U (The U before the US ("The United States").

ute iant

ute iant= i'm younger than mike ian

i think somebody taped me jacking off

i was walking around the fountain and i smelled rubbing alcohol...that was earlier today

Brandon

This dude said that Gregory wasn't a good dad...
That pissed me off. Gregory's a great dad...I love him very much and I hope to see him soon. I don't know how he knew me. He's a great and wonderful man and he lives at 237 Easy Street, Prattville, Al 36067.

is george bush jr. acting like i said things that made him mad because i'm an easy target?

things i said
1)"crack up, cracker"
2)"I don't believe in God"
3)"Rape his girl"--talking about Antuan Patton
4)I hope you die today

my last two blogs combined

don't do don't Jay-z...don't call me a bad name while I'm eating dinner.

my last blog...

things that will or won't make me mad...

table chew

imagine that my mother's sitting at a table eating and jay-z's over and stuff. we're just chillin', you know...then we're about to leave and my mom says, "do you want some food, jay?" Sounds normal...

Jay-Z says no and then I say, "Hey, Jay-Z, do you mind if I eat a little something before we go?" Jay-Z says no. I sit down with my mom and start eating. Jay-Z starts smacking, "both of y'all are dicksuckers."

your heartbeat and shivering are connected

while record companies fuck my life up

they're threatening me of the consequenses of refusing their record deal offer. think about it. i sent demos in in march 2007.

Today's blog

Who was the principas at prattville kintergarten? It didn't matter because I had a good teacher. Now, If Pope Benedict was a good man, I wouldn't need to know who God is.

If Pope Benedict was a good man, I can move on to another religion.

I'm an atheist. I don't need Pope Benedict to come and see me.

You can't use the white's only bathroom or any other facilities (the internet)

What? I can't use the internet? Is that what the government said?

now, i'm on probation

find all of my songs for free at http://www.soundclick.com/BrandonColtress

Slavery is a crime against humanity.

When will the US government realize that what it's doing to me is a crime against humanity?

Slave ships

People were transported from Africa in slave ships. I'm wondering about how the murder rate corresponds to slavery. The murder rate in Canada is way lower.

ps,
I like shaudi fly.

Andrew never paid me, but I was told that someone else got paid.

Andrew didn't pay me on Friday. I asked one of the guys that worked with me if Andrew paid him. He said yes.

If I don't get the earwax out of my right ear, I'm going to have a problem that goes along with my hearing loss.

cool graffiti and rebecca

I miss Rebecca Busch.

tell him he's a faggot

that's how to put a faggot on him. if he doesn't say that he's a faggot, he'll still have a faggot on him if he doesn't like it, so what...he'll still have a faggot on him. i have an earwax buildup in my right ear.

i am king

diddy has a new cologne named, "I am king."

Barack Obama has a song called, "Blakk Rasta."

More conspiracy theories: the government is trying to kill me, loudly.

Eminem's not going to pick me up. Oliver had an, "Oliver is King," sticker in his room when I visited him the last time.

Jay-Z has a cologne named "99."

How is anything, unamerican if it's not against the law? For example, how is burning a flag unamerican if it's not against the law? I didn't say american flag did I? NO.

* Soon to come * New Philosophy paper:
Now, about the slave ships...

1)ships were not run by the government. the ships were run by traders. Trading wasn't shunned by the government. So about this government tradition and black people...

*I think that if there was a black owned comic book company, the story about the slave ships would be more publicized because of the images in the comic books reminding us that we're black and we're reading black history...

i am king

diddy has a new cologne named, "I am king."
Barack Obama has a song called, "Blakk Rasta."
More conspiracy theories: the government is trying to kill me, loudly.

a faggot

a faggot is something that can be dreamed about

what is a faggot

a faggot can get in your hair
a faggot can be on a rubber ball

i had a dream

kanye west said all of us from the south stink like mouth
big boi said that to make a million dollars all i have to do is freestyle over lil wayne's a million
i had a dream that faggots were on me and on balls.

I'm happy about going to jail...

Only blacks are in jails.  Whites can't go to jail cause they're white.  Outside of jai is worse than inside because whites can be really mean to you outside of jail and nothing will happen to them (They won't get in any trouble.).

I don't think priests shouldn't have to obey laws.

If a priest doesn't obey a law, he should be subject to the penalties.  Let me be more clear.  If I break the law, I won't get in trouble.  My name is Brandon Coltress.  If a priest is near to me calling me gay, he should be arrested.  All a dat shit...If you're a priest and you can put a curse on someone because you can't go to jail, I want to fistfight you.  And everybody in jail is black.

Teasing is really rape

If you're raping someone, are you constantly teasing them?  Are you just saying...I'm gonna stop...no I'm not...I hate being teased for record deals and pussy.  You know what I mean by pussy?  It's when a girl acts like she wants to fuck you and she actually doesn't want to fuck you. 

What's up with calling me Iant?

How de you spell Iant?  The same way you spell snacks?  I like Mike Ian alot.  However, when you started calling me Iant because I like Mike Ian, you crossed the line.  Brandon's just fine.  If you want, you can call me Brandon Coltress.  

I want my money. I don't want my money.

I once bought a razor.  I was thinking that it was cool to get another razor, even though I thought I paid for a better razor.  I was thinking that it was ok to get the razor that I got because of God.  God brings peace, if you meet God.  I majored in philosophy.  I studied religions and peace.  I had to say that like this:  [O(religions and peace)}.  I think that when I got that other razor, I was pushed down or over.  I had to say that like this: [P(pushed down or pushed over)].  I want the money from my cd sales even though I said that I don't believe in God on my cd.  I don't care that I said it.  Somebody wants to hear an ex-altar boy say that he doesn't believe in God and that he doesn't believe in God because he's an ex-altar boy.  Well, I want my money even if it's not promised to me.  I also think that he can keep it.  If the razor does the job, then it's a fine razor.  If the person from tthlabel keeps his money and gets away with it, then that's fine too.  However, the day that I rapped and I was like, "you spendin' my money on stupid shit," or "you're gonna end up giving me some money," I was like, you should have given me my money from the start.  I could just tell you what you want to hear, or I could tell you the truth.  I only want to talk about God with one man.  That man is the priest that was the priest when I was an altar-boy.  Fuck it if you don't like it.  I love to talk about God.  However, I love other things.  I love skateboarding.  I love rapping.  I love having a cd for sale.  

Is everything ok?

I meet a lot of white people.  My internet if fucked up.  I don't think their internet is fucked up.  I think that fucking up somebody's internet causes a disease.  I don't think it's right for the government to fuck up somebody's internet because there's no law that says that it's ok to fuck up somebody's internet.  Diseases hurt people.

Hi

I'm wondering if everything is ok.  Is it?  How would things be better instead of being worse?  I thought about different stuff all day today.  The main thing is getting my trombone to do what I want it to do.  

i like the band, the babyshambles a little bit

i think it's ok...i'll listen to them on my own until they make me mad...

my coke rewards just told me that my birthdate is not eligible to register

it must be because george bush jr. is planning to kill me. i heard number one by eminem...i didn't like it...i heard get up by 50 cent...i liked it...i still want to sign with em more than 50 though...50 would probably get me killed...i can see it now...

int 50's bedroom evening

me and 50 and man 1 sit in his room smoking a blunt

50
tell that man he's a faggot, brandon...

Brandon speaks to man 1

Brandon
You're a faggot.


the end...

at least i think em wouldn't get me into so many fights...and i'd probably make him a better artist...that's what he wants...

50's song is way hot...em's song is way weird...it's like he's speaking in a different language...the thing about it is that i'm sure that he's not the only one speaking it, so...i know it's for somebody


these cokerewards.com caps, i'm throwing away... 0rawp0v5jjvr
2)pvmlf590a6bj 3)7f4vwpbbnra0

Paris Hilton just told me, in telepathy, that I'm gonna die soon...that's why the cops aren't coming...

I'm tired of fucking ducking...I figured that I'd wait right here in the comp room on the 3rd floor in the arts and humanities bldg till they come...

Plus...Paris made Heiress records...I hope she'll sign me...She said she would and that I was her unsigned artist...then she said, no...I don't like that shit at all...At least I know that she's not in Birmingham...she was driving in her car...then Jimmy Iovine helped her...then she became unsure of whether she would sign me or not...Then she said, she'd blow some smoke out of her window like this..."_______" <-----I forgot what she said..
She also said something about signing "sound system gravitas"...

Girls have two places to hide their weed

Their pussies and their assholes. I only have one -- my asshole.

I only suck my toes in a horny way...

I am talking about my own toes.

Sucka free -- the show used to be for me, then it changed.

Now it's not for me anymore...all they talk about is that I'm a sucka or better yet, a dicksucker...That's sucks. I'm not one. I'm not a dicklicker either for that matter.

i just learned how to spell the bassment...

It's bassment like, "bass and treble."

i haven't lost my zest for playing the trombone

When I play the trombone, I'm going to try to visualize sucking my own feet.

--no religion

a girl likes it when i suck my own feet

a girl likes it when i suck my own feet.

--brandon coltress

Brandon's account of what has happened paper

my philosophy is to write you an account of what has happened to me the last two years. i know some things don't go in the history books. i finished college in november of 2006. I called my buddy, carlton and asked him if I could come live with him. He said for a few days but that would be it. When I hung up the phone, the phone rang. It was my half-sister, Christine. She told me that I could go and live with her. I didn't even have to ask. I agreed I left my dorm room and went to live with my half-sister christine in homewood, al. I left homewood and went to atlanta. i left atlanta and went to los angeles. I left los angeles because i couldn't find a place to live and i had to find a place to live that the govt. would pay for (food stamp office). I went to San Francisco. I left San Francisco and went to Birmingham. I left Birmingham and went to New York. I left New York and went to Birmingham. I left Birmingham and went to Prattville. I left Prattville and went to Birmingham. I left Birmingham and went to Atlanta. I left Atlanta and went to Birmingham. I'm in Birmingham, right now, and I am very, very, very horny.

In this paper, I will give you every detail of what I've been through for the past two years.

In the past two years, I've been in jail, once in NYC and twice in Birmingham. Once in New York City for Theft of Service and Twice in Birmingham for Tresspassing on UAB Property. I missed my court date for tresspassing on UAB property so maybe there's a warrant out for my arrest. Right now, I'm tresspassing on UAB property. My biggest question is about my future. What am I going to do with my life? Am I going to get my dick sucked? I want to fuck a girl who can suck her own toes.

Someone conspired to make me hear a girl get raped. I wonder if it was Big Boi.

"Hardcore," that song where I said rape a girl, is on "you c an't suck and blow" available at store.tthlabel.com under rap

Big Boi said all of us from Alabama, including Brandon Coltress, that burned their dicks were faggots.

Big Boi said all of us from Alabama, including Brandon Coltress, that burned their dicks were faggots.

If "I'm so hood" didn't say that I was a faggot, Big Boi's verse would sound like, "I didn't mean to say anything about "you're a faggot, Brandon."

I said to rape Big Boi's girl on a song...

I said to rape his girl, but I didn't ask to hear her get raped. It's like you're raping. If I hear her get raped, then it's like you're raping.

In Birmingham, it say's "Faggot's here." and it's talking about me.

How did Big Boi call me a faggot?

He said it lik this, "It just wasn't isn't MTV."

George Bush Jr. I didn't sk you to rape a girl.

horny female cracker attorneys in birmingham are killing russian exchange students...all of them.

i think someone might have killed my ex-datie, Gina

poet = po (poor) it

i be that kid gettin' rich it
in the hood i'm a star
i be that kid gettin' riches
in the hood i'm a star
i be that kid gettin' rich
in the hood i'm a star, in the hood i'm a star, in the hood i'm a star

bush just said that i did magic...

i don't know if i did it or not...i want to fuck a girl in her pussy

there's no thing as a free prisoner unless your situation is polital

i guess you would call that a free polital prisoner...anyway, i can't fuck nobody and that's why I'm mad...Cause I can't have intercourse!

ok, you rape a girl

now i want my tthlabel money

i forgot what i was gonna write here

i don't think paris hilton is allowed to take pictures of the internet ans ay mib when i'm using it so it'll erase my mind

i hope I don't get killed

I want to call and find out what to do since I missed my court date for tresspassing. I'm sure that I'll uh, I missed the court date and I uh,

I was confused, yesterday.

I was in the UAB hospital and writing on the wall in the bathroom helped me.

I am NOSIUM

I write grafitti. I wrote in the UAB hospital, yesterday.

I know you

I know you're looking at me writing this

What's up with Big Boi?

He called me a faggot again today. I wonder, are you like the cops? Do you want to fight with me just so I'll fight you back? Damn! If you got telepathy, why don't you use it to say what you really mean, and what you've said before...I want to rap with you, where are you right now? Do you want to meet me? I'll be there in 20 minutes...Instead, he tells me not to sing...I I I I I be on it all night man i be on it all day straight up pimp if you want me you can find me in the a i'm on it a i'm on it a i'm on it a i'm on it...I'm on that kryptonite...and about that song...when i was recording it, i was recording how if you call me a faggot, i'll make you break up with your girlfriend, if you're big boi talking to me in hixon hall through the television. i knew he could have picked up a girlfriend when i was recording but that was the chance that I took. Well, you can probably tell by my handwriting that it's time for me to go.

If I tell this to myself, everything's cool...

i'm paris hilton hilton. i don't want to be fumped. see how i'm squeezing my ass (my butt cheeks) to my penis lips to not show you my cunt?

now i'm wanted by the cops

I missed court date and now, I have to go and tell them that I missed my day in court. I had to go to court for tresspassing at the UAB hospital. I went in there to the chapel about a week ago because it was too cold outside or something and was laying down in the chapel and the cops came in and said that someone reported that I was in there. I didn't think that anyone had seen me. The one cops put the cuffs on too tight. I would have gone to the courthouse but I just couldn't walk down there. Something was wrong with my body. Sure it was cold outside. It's cold outside now, and it's not too cold to walk. I would have walked in the summer. I'm probably going to go to jail, now. I need to walk down there, right now, but I'm not going because it's cold and I have low energy.